Short Funny Love Quotes

This page provides you with the collection of short funny love quotes. These quotes are short making it extremely easy for you to memorize them. Just speak them out loud two or three times and they will stuck in your mind. And these quotes are funny as well making you and your beloved smile out loud. So here we go.

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.
Zora Neale Hurston

When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.
Euripides

In love there are two things: bodies and words.
Joyce Carol Oates

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry

Love teaches even asses to dance.
French Proverb

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman

Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Unknown

All is fair and Love is War.

Love is my sword, goodness my armor, and humor my shield.
Unknown

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
Confucius

The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously

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