Funny Love Quotes Sayings

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never.
Charles Caleb Colton

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you’re mated.
Anonymous

Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind. – Bob Phillips

Absence — that common cure of love.
Miguel De Cervantes

Don’t threaten me with love, Baby. Let’s just go walking in the rain.
Billie Holiday

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Brendan Francis

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.
John Lennon

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland

Love is a serious mental disease.
Plato

Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.
Thomas Dewar

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark

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