Funny Love Quotes

I don’t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.
Vincent Gallo

love is like crushing your heart into dust,but within that particles of dust lay the love that will always be for you.
gas arevalo

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathon Swift

One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy, or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched.
Jean de La Bruyere

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. Thomas Fuller

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash.

Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can see it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
Anonymous

Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

Love Quotes