Cute Funny Love Quotes

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers

Love is blind and marriage is eye-opener.

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
Anthony Trollope

Time heals grief; and love prevents scar tissue.

A good love is delicious because you can’t get enough too soon.

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
Cathy Carlyle

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Samuel Lover

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing

It’s no secret that I love the Ultimate line.
Robert Kirkman

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.
Brooke McEldowney

I love you is 8 letters long. than again so is bullshit.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope
Josh Billings

Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand.
Mother Teresa

Love Quotes